It's my birthday!!!!

04/03/97 ‑ Hi Slaves ‑ well today is my birthday ‑ thanks for all the Happy Birthday e‑mail wishes you sent to me. Thanks to Alan for his beautiful big gift from CrabTree & Evelyn ‑ lots of delicious soaps, massage oils, potpourri etc., just the thing for relaxing on a nice quiet afternoon!!
Thanks to John for his monetary present ‑ and the phone certificates ‑ these will come in mighty handy around here!!

The rest of you are a bunch of cheap, worthless, good for nothing fucks.... you didn't even send me a birthday card, let alone a gift. I am totally disgusted by all of you. Not to mention that these tributes are very slow in coming in for passwords & user id's.... seems like a lot of you are going to be shit out of luck come the 15th of April.... I now know why I was feeling bored the other day ‑ I was starting to get sick ‑ I felt like shit all day yesterday & earlier today I still felt like crap... so the yucky feeling from Tuesday was me starting to come down with whatever it was ‑ most likely a bad case of PMS!! Watch out for me being a bitch later this week....

I've just been out shopping for Lolita & Nichole's birthdays ‑ which are tomorrow ‑ Lolita's is a bunch of really sexy things ‑ mostly from Victoria Secrets & Fredericks of Hollywood!! Nichole's is a little bit of everything, Next comes Sarah's birthday on the 7th, then Keris is on the 13th.... Must be something about Aries women wouldn't you say??

Our lease on this place runs out at the end of the month and I don't want to sign a new year long lease ‑ Does anyone know of any large old houses ‑ that could be converted into a really cool dungeon in the MD area?? Do any of you do real estate?? Could you check the MLS listings for us?? It needs to be on a very large lot with a very large basement & at least 4 bedrooms if not 6 or 7...

I got another letter today ‑ read this :‑

Date: Wed, 2 Apr 1997 23:56:35 ‑0500

To: WebMistress

Subject: SHUT UP!!!!!!

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YOU BITCH TELL YOUR SICK LITTLE FRIENDS TO STOP MAILING ME I DON'T
CARE WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY AND THEY COME OFF AS STUPID ANYWAY. SO
DO WHAT YOU DO BEST AND DEMAND THEM TO STOP, AND NEXT TIME YOU
HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, SAY IT YOURSELF YOU FILTHY WHORE!!!!!
FROM THE BREWERY OF BREWBOY!


Seems brewery boy, doesn't like getting ugly letters ‑ now why would he still insist on sending me one?? Didn't you stupid boy learn not to mess with me? So slaves seems he didn't learn the first time ‑ perhaps 1000 or so messages cramming his server might give him a clue?? Anyway no more time needs to be spent on that worthless good for nothing stupid fuck...

I got a rather slutty letter from Lolita yesterday... seems on her way to New York on Wednesday morning she was having some rather nasty thoughts... I decided that I'd allow it to go on her page, also because it's her birthday I decided I'd try to grant her a wish. ‑

Nichole & I just spent the last 45 minutes laying outside in the sun ‑ god it felt so good ‑ however ‑ Charles we'd like you to come over *very* early on Saturday morning (I'm talking 6.30am) and cut the front & back yards for us & tow away the stuff that you cleared out of the storage room. When you've done this and everything looks nice and pretty you may report to either myself or one of the other beautiful Mistresses at the house.

Well Nichole and I are off home for the evening ‑ we're going to go soak in a really nice hot tub, wash our hair, then dildo ourselves like crazy, thinking of course of some of the more wonderful submissives we know..... then perhaps we'll get up, shower, and go get something to eat.... sounds delightful doesn't it??