Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Back from N.C

I'm completely back in MD, my house after all this time has not sold, so I yanked it off the market. I'm tired of signing contracts, and then having their financing falling through, and me getting my hopes up. This housing market sucks. Bush Sucks. The economy sucks.

Maybe it's meant to be my house. Maybe moving away and quitting this lifestyle was the wrong thing for me. I've loved this house since I first laid eyes on it all those years ago. Just four years after first laying my eyes on that house, it was up for sale, and I got it! In between those 4 years, I met a girl in a bar in Baltimore, and a few weeks of hanging out with her, she asked me if I wanted to come to her parents house for dinner - and guess where the house was? It kinda had to be fate.

So if it's meant to be, and I'm meant to be here, in my house, then why the hell is everything broken?? I came home the other week to that 80 - 90 degree weather, and my A/C wouldn't work. Coming from Ireland, I can't stand it being so warm! The only way I can handle the heat is floating around in a pool, or having my air set on 68 degrees!! So in addition to the A/C being broken, the pipes which go from the swimming pool filter to the pool heater, were completely broken. I'd left the rolled up solar blanket on top of it, but d'oh, I didn't think about all the snow and rain piling up on it, so it got too heavy and broke them. I of course didn't realise and when I went to backwash, and clean up the water, I got totally friggin soaked - there was gallons of water shooting everywhere! It was kinda hilarious.

One of the barn doors won't open, and 3 of my bedroom windows will not open either! I need a slave to make phone calls because I can't be arsed, and I need a margarita just thinking about it all! Since I've been home, (and my house is pretty much empty) I've been pining away for my dungeon. I'd sold, or given away almost all of my stuff before I moved to the beach, but being back in this house gets me so damn horny. I think about all the kinky things I've done in this house, especially down in the basement, and I swear to God, I've masturbated more in the last week and a half than I did during the whole time I was gone at the beach.

Hmmmmm...margarita or masturbate?


The Death Of Satan said...

Somewhere in Europe is a dominant woman unlike all other dominants.She isn't a mistress or dominatrix or even a female supremacist.She is more of an aristocrat a Countess who lives in a far and remote part of Europe.She is extremely wealthy,she is also highly educated and holds several PHD's in physcology and knows the minds of men.Her own IQ is above normal human beings.She also has several masters degrees in finance and can outdo any stock broker.She's also has the oldest and rarest wines in the world along with her collection of priceless books,and paintings.She is extremy beautiful and can break most men with her beauty.She is tall,toned,and tan her black hair is long and glows her eyes are alluring.She is also an International Gambler and she has defeated the best men gamblers in the world.She has broken them beyond repair she lured them into high stakes poker games.Before any contracts were signed she gave the men one chance to walk away but their male egos wouldn't let them.She has taken everything they have all they had left were their passports and she told them they would need it one last time.They would go to her estate and when they arrived they saw pictures of men who were once strong and powerful.They would scream for mercy and beg to be set free. She told them they gambled and they lost.She also told them scream all you want we are 100 miles from nowhere and no one will ever hear you.After she was finished with them she turned them over to some of her peers.She seemed to have it all except one man the one she wants for the rest of his life on her estate 24/7 365 She never wants him to see anyone ever again only her.She will allow him to eat so he can have some strength to live.She refuses to turn him over to her peers she wants him all to herself.She wants his body,his mind,and his soul.More than anything she wants to break him as long as he lives.Although Delilah betrayed Samson she did love him.The Countess has nothing but hatred for this man.Why? Because he promotes God's Ten Commandments and that God wanted an end to slavery.He promotes THE DEATH OF sATAN and she is furious with this man and vows to break him.He knows one day they are destined too meet.As educated and as brilliant she is she can never out think this man.He knows what she's going to do before she does it.The Countess with her own ego overlooked a man who has only a high school diploma was smarter than her.She is unlike other dominant women she seeks to takes the souls of men.As long as we are both on earth he does his fathers work and she does Satans work.She better get used to living with him.God will not allow her into heaven for mocking him.Final note this man was warned by christians not to come out with something all over the interent promoting Satan's Death for 2 reasons.Satan can also see everything on earth and this man was also warned he can cause an opening of a satanic realm.Fact or Fiction?

tim said...

need help getting house in order. I am a carpenter by trade, a contractor as well. I have built dungeon toys as well.